Joke of The Day: A Child's
An old country doctor went way out to the
boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far
out, there was no electricity. When the
doctor arrived, no one was home except
for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a
lantern high so he could see, while he
helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so.
The mother pushed and after a little while,
the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the
feet and spanked him on the bottom to
get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old
what she thought of the baby.
"Spank him again," the 5-year-old said.
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first